Actually, I have only ... five pets at the moment.
I have two step cats (a black one to shed on my light-colored clothing and a calico to cover everything else. I'm the only mommy they've ever known, though, so I think of them as my own. The calico pretends to like me until her dad gets home thought.
I have a no-longer-kitten who is a direct descendent from Satan. Michief should be her name.
I have a one-eyed gerbil. We adopted her that way.
And I have a goldfish who is apparently going to set the record for longest-lived fish on the planet that cost less than fifty cents.
I will try to find some pictures.