Can I train my dog to do this?

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Erissa:
I woke up the other morning in the grips of a rather intense orgasm.
It was so overwhelming it took me a few minutes to gather my senses and realize what had happened.
It seems my dog had climbed in bed with me and was licking my vagina.
At first I was kind of grossed out but then I realized that the dog was actually really good at it and had got me off better than my husband ever has.
I've tried in vain to get my dog to do it again but he either doesn't understand what I want him to do or else he's just not interested. He'll sniff around down there and give me a lick or two but he won't continue to keep licking.
Any ideas how I can train him to stay down there and keep licking?

Maybe I could spread peanut butter on my vagina or something?
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Steve:
[nq:1]I woke up the other morning in the grips of a rather intense orgasm. It was so overwhelming it took ... train him to stay down there and keep licking? Maybe I could spread peanut butter on my vagina or something?[/nq]
Is it a male? He could be a queer dog, in which case, you gotta make your vagina up to look like a little childs' face. Dogs can't resist licking a little childs' face. It's a fact.
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