Dog puns

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Julia Altshuler:
For everyone on this group, "chocolate lab" means a particular variety of brown dog with floppy ears, but someone else hearing it out of context might picture Willy Wonka's laboratory where new sorts of delectable candies are invented. Similarly, we all know that "boxers" are dogs, but the unenlightened might think they were a style of men's underwear. I'm collecting dog puns. What are others?

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Jess Knoch:
[nq:1]Similarly, we all know that "boxers" are dogs, but the unenlightened might think they were a style of men's underwear. I'm collecting dog puns. What are others?[/nq]
I'm thinking something with "collie" as a sound-alike for "collar" or "caller", but nothing specific. Oh, and "terrier" > "terror."

These aren't really puns, just the very basic building blocks of puns but I thought I'd share. Maybe spark somebody's imagination :-)

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Frank Morris:
Howdy All,
Some people ask me how many CCs my motorcycle is when I tell them I have a Saluki :-)
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Leah:
[nq:1]For everyone on this group, "chocolate lab" means a particular variety of brown dog with floppy ears, but someone else ... dogs, but the unenlightened might think they were a style of men's underwear. I'm collecting dog puns. What are others?[/nq]
Not exactly a pun, but I've run into shih tzu owners who were embarrassed to say the breed name. :}
As far as puns go, I would imagine that the average Joe wouldn't immediately think of a lively little dog when they heard "Japanese chin."

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Julia Altshuler:
That's IT? Y'all can't come up with any better puns than THAT? C'mon, I need puns. Surely you can do better than chocolate lab and boxers! How about Collie-flower to get you started?
Lia
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AMB:
[nq:1]That's IT? Y'all can't come up with any better puns than THAT? C'mon, I need puns. Surely you can do better than chocolate lab and boxers! How about Collie-flower to get you started?[/nq]
Well, if you're going to bark out an order like that, how do you expect us to perform? These really are ruff..
Our beagle used to live in the Barkshires, if that helps.

There's always the old joke about raining cats and dogs ... (I know because I just stepped in a poodle.)
Now will you stop hounding us??
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Leah:
[nq:1]Well, if you're going to bark out an order like that, how do you expect us to perform? These really are ruff..[/nq]
Would you guys just cut the bull-shihtz?

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FurPaw:
[nq:2]Well, if you're going to bark out an order like that, how do you expect us to perform? These really are ruff..[/nq]
[nq:1]Would you guys just cut the bull-shihtz?[/nq]
Now that's a cross I'd like to see!
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