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Anonymous:Hey friends! Do you know any funny cat sayings and proverbs? Or any resources where I can find some? I love cats and reading about them! And now I feel like having some fun. I'll be grateful if you could help me.
Here are some:
“A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.”
“The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.”
“Cats don't adopt people. They adopt refrigerators.” Groucho Marx: “A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.”
Also, you can find some interesting cat sayings and proverbs here:
Here are my two cents. Maybe I was inattentive, but it seems these were not mentioned there:
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
- Joseph Wood Krutch
The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.
- Ogden Nash
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
- Cleveland Amory
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
- Jules Verne
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
- Bob Monkhouse
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?"
- Bette Midler
People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.
- Henry Morgan
Ahem... regarding the last one... do I have an insufficient personality? [:^)]
- Garrison Keillor
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