"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." -- Groucho Marx "Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat." -- Chinese Proverb "Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything." -- Robert A. Heinlein "When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with...

1. "One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway 2. "Dogs come when they're called, cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly 3. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez 4. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley 5. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered...

1. There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. 2. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. 3. Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet. 4. Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it." 5. Dogs have owners, cats have staff. 6. You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for...