Top 15 Dog Quotes

1. "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams
2. "The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." - Samuel Butler
3. "Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails." - Max Eastman
4. "If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around." - Will Rogers
5. "The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic." - Henry Ward Beecher
6. "No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses." - Herman Melvill
7. "Happiness is a warm puppy." - Charles M. Schulz
8. "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." - Author Unknown
9. "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andy Rooney
10. "The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time." - Winston Pendelton
11. "If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience." - Woodrow Wilson
12. "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." - Josh Billings
13. "A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours." - Author Unknown
14. "The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs." - Alphonse Toussenel
15. "I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons." - Will Rogers

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