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Rick Horowitz:

“You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother.”
Author:Rick Horowitz, Dogs, Humour, Quotes
Bonnie Schacter:

“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.”
Author:Bonnie Schacter, Dogs, Humour, Quotes
Jack Handy:

“I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”
Author:Jack Handy, Dogs, Humour, Quotes
Author Unknown:

“When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?”
Author:Author Unknown, Dogs, Humour, Quotes
John Steinbeck:

“I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”
Author:John Steinbeck, Dogs, Humour, Quotes
Dorothy Hinshaw Patent:

“Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart.”
Author:Dorothy Hinshaw Patent, Dogs, Humour, Quotes
Dave Barry:

“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'”
Author:Dave Barry, Dogs, Humour, Quotes
Henry Morgan:

“People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.”
Author:Henry Morgan, Cats, Humour, Quotes
Bette Midler:

“Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?”
Author:Bette Midler, Cats, Humour, Quotes
Bob Monkhouse:

“A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.”
Author:Bob Monkhouse, Cats, Humour, Quotes

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