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Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
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Anyone who hates dogs and kids can't be all bad.
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The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
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I do honour the very flea of his dog.
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
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Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
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