This title when injected into my subconcious quikly springs to mind "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Secret of the Ooze".

Did my eyes or ears mistake me or did they say Anacondas travel at 150 feet per second?
Well, that's about 100 miles per hour or 160 kilometres per second.

So, do we buy Michael Schumacher one of those or do we try to sign one these beasts to play for the Green Bay Packers? Talk about a kick *** wide receiver.
My pitch for Anaconda 3. "They can jump 2000 feet in the air"

André
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Did my eyes or ears mistake me or did they say Anacondas travel at 150 feet per second?

Yep. Seems these snakes have been moonlighting as The Flash.
This title when injected into my subconcious quikly springs to mind "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Secret of the Ooze". Did ... about a kick *** wide receiver. My pitch for Anaconda 3. "They can jump 2000 feet in the air" Andr=E9

The truth bends here. When striking I am sure they reach that speed.=20 Thus slight truth.
I agree I have never seen a movie add so asinine in my life. You just=20 have to wonder who was providing the drugs and sex to the producer to=20 back this monstrosity.
Chad
I looked the movie up, and it says the scientists hunting for a rare black orchid IN ASIA find that the snakes are already EATING THE PLANT and basically get super powers. Oy vey.

Later,
janetlee
Ain't nothin' in the middle of the road but
yellow stripes and dead armadillos.
This title when injected into my subconcious quikly springs to mind "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Secret of the Ooze". Did ... about a kick *** wide receiver. My pitch for Anaconda 3. "They can jump 2000 feet in the air" André

The truth bends here. When striking I am sure they reach that speed. Thus slight truth.
I agree I have never seen a movie add so asinine in my life. You just have to wonder who was providing the drugs and sex to the producer to back this monstrosity.
Chad
I looked the movie up, and it says the scientists hunting for a rare black orchid IN ASIA find that the snakes are already EATING THE PLANT and basically get super powers. Oy vey.

It sure as hell can swim, then. Emotion: wink
This title when injected into my subconcious quikly springs to mind "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Secret of the Ooze". Did ... about a kick *** wide receiver. My pitch for Anaconda 3. "They can jump 2000 feet in the air" André

Doesn't this also take place in Borneo? Anacondas are native to Central and South America.
dam
Doesn't this also take place in Borneo? Anacondas are native to Central and South America. dam

but you're talking about regular ones - not the ones that have eaten magical flowers. - those ones obviously develop a taste for travel.

Gareth.
Quote of the day.
You're disgusting! you say he is sex lupines and sweep him away. A chinese actress suffers the indignity of bad subtitles in the film 'red to kill'
I looked the movie up, and it says the scientists hunting for a rare black orchid IN ASIA find that the snakes are already EATING THE PLANT and basically get super powers. Oy vey.

ASIA! HELLOO!
Not to mention "EATING THE PLANT".
and to think this load of poopy is being endorsed by animal planet.
john
Doesn't this also take place in Borneo? Anacondas are native to Central <> and South America.
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Well, if you could slither at 100 miles per hour, wouldn't you be tempted to get out a bit?
cary
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