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They just need a job to do. Those floors and toilets don't scrub themselves ya know!

harriet (and elliott, too, for that matter) will gladly clean the floors and toilets for you. HTH!

shelly (perfectly foul wench) and elliott and harriet http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette
They just need a job to do.

Job? Surely you jest, sez Khan. If you stock your yard with vermin (said vermin must be slow, BTW), he'll be happy to take it upon himself to rid your yard of all the vermin.
Those floors and toilets don't scrub themselves ya know!

Good luck getting Khan into the bathroom. He's convinced that it is an eeevil place where dogs are dragged in to get the dreaded BATH.

Suja
Come one, come all! If I can get my new dog biz idea off the ground, I'll have plenty of time and room for more.

in that case, elliott might be interested in a position in your new company. he doesn't do windows, but he will happily do floors.

shelly (perfectly foul wench) and elliott and harriet http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette
What if I put vermin into the toilet bowl? The toilet gets cleaned, PLUS Khan gets exercise and lunch.

Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
What if I put vermin into the toilet bowl? The toilet gets cleaned, PLUS Khan gets exercise and lunch.

Hmmm. Now, why didn't I think of that? Anyone knows where I can find a fox or two for The Great Toilet Experiment?
Suja
in that case, elliott might be interested in a position in your new company. he doesn't do windows, but he will happily do floors.

Hired!

Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
in that case, elliott might be interested in a position in your new company. he doesn't do windows, but he will happily do floors.

Hired!

One of the best things about having dogs is how much more often you can get away with not mopping the kitchen floor.

Paula
Kibo: Then hey, wait, Mark, you're not Paula!
Mark: QOTD! Someone put this in their signature so I don't have to get a signature.
shelly said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior: Hired!

One of the best things about having dogs is how much more often you can get away with not mopping the kitchen floor.

I think it all comes out about the same. For every dropped crumb they pick up, they put down four more muddy pawprints after coming in from the Swamp.

Kate
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One of the best things about having dogs is how much more often you can get away with not mopping the kitchen floor.

Heh!
I found out that bottles falling out of fridge doors onto a brick floors causes plastic lids to break and pop off. This happened to a bottle of A1 sauce.
After that, I made a point of putting a throw rug next to the fridge door so the next time something fell out, it fell onto the rug.
I went to get the papertowels,and
Mojo and Taffy very nicely cleaned it up before I could get back. I didn't even have to wash the rug.
I forget what it was that dumped out the second time, but they sure enjoyed it.
Self cleaning floors is a definite plug for having dogs.

Terri
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