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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
A very typical cat behaviour. When you want to give her some attention, she wants you to leave her alone. When you're watching TV, maybeshe'll sit on your lap. When you're busy with online or computer stuff, she'll want to cuddle... and the apogee comes when you indeed can't give her even some patting - she'll beg for love! Emotion: stick out tongue

LOL cats rule! Emotion: big smile Another one for the collection:

A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!" The man replied "Nah lady this cats not clever at all I'm beating it 6 games to 1."
How come I have missed this one?? Emotion: geeked

Top Ten Things A Cat Thinks About...

  1. I could have sworn I heard a can opener.
  2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
  3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
  4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?
  5. Hmmmm.... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we ever get those STUPID dogs to do anything for us?
  6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
  7. Hey - no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
  8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilisation of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place.
  9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
  10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss !!
How the God created the cat...

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third, God created all the animals of the
earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that
man could labor for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so
that the cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science
to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had
to scoop the litterbox.
"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick Emotion: big smile
A good quote, Droopy. Now we know who were mice in their former lifes. LOL
Rules of a cat's sleep:
1) All cats must sleep in a position most comfortable for cats and most uncomfortable for their humans.
2) A cat doesn't mind that you sleep in your bed. But only on its very brink.
I posted it somewhere else already but it's too good not to post it here:

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” - Groucho Marx