Hey Pups!
The snows are fading, the ground is thawing out, Spring is here!

It's time for
Dead Stinky Bird Wing!
Yes! It's the great new toy, fun for all ages!
Dead Stinky Bird Wing!
Toss it in the air! Wrestle it to the ground! Carry it in your mouth and run around the pasture like a loon!
Hey, maybe it was a loon!
Dead Stinky Bird Wing!
Dead Stinky Bird Wing!
Don't delay! Buy it today!
Dead Stinky Bird Wing!
Operators are standing by.
Yeah, Harlan's been enjoying the spring, so far.
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Dead Stinky Bird Wing!

harriet wants to know where she can get one of those, preferably in an XXL, pleaseandthanks.
Yeah, Harlan's been enjoying the spring, so far.

he's not the only one. so far, the score is dogs-2, bunnies-0.

shelly
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Dead Stinky Bird Wing! Dead Stinky Bird Wing! Don't delay! Buy it today! Dead Stinky Bird Wing!

That's NOT a wing!

- Doctroid Doctroid Holmes

"Maybe I should ask sane people." Dag )gren
Dead Stinky Bird Wing!

harriet wants to know where she can get one of those, preferably in an XXL, pleaseandthanks.

Miss Stormy strongly disapproves of this business of putting perfectly good ducks BACK into the freezer, just when they were getting nice and stinky after at training day.
If she were a BC, she'd have the freezer door figured out already, I think. Let's hear it for "smart-enough" dogs.

Kate
and Storm the FCR
arfenarf at hotmail dot com
If she were a BC, she'd have the freezer door figured out already, I think. Let's hear it for "smart-enough" dogs.

harriet would like to take a crack at opening that freezer. she's pretty sure that, with sufficient motivation (like, say, duckcicles!!!), she could figure it out.

shelly
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette
http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com /
http://letters-to-esther.blogspot.com /
Hey, maybe it was a loon! Dead Stinky Bird Wing! Dead Stinky Bird Wing! Don't delay! Buy it today! Dead Stinky Bird Wing! Operators are standing by.

And now, FREE, FREE, FREE.
Order the Dead Stinky Bird Wing RIGHT NOW, and we'll throw in not one, not two, but THREE Dead Slimy Voles! Yes, not only are they dead, but they've been dead for DAYS!!
But Wait! There's more! Yes, we are so sure you will love your Dead Stinky Bird Wing and your Dead Slimy Voles that for a limited time will will throw in the Half-Rotted Fish!
You too can watch your humans go green! Yessirree, take that fish on a romp while the humans retch in the weeds! For the best effect, make sure you crunch it while running and get it gulped down before they can get to you. Yumm, yummm. The Half-Rotted Fish has the super-lasting-bonus of The Worst Gas Ever Emitted by A Canine!
Now we know that you will be thrilled with the above items, and most dog supply houses would stop with that. But no. For the first 10 and only the first 10 dogs that call, we will throw in a final bonus, the Hairy Deer Leg. Hooves still on!
So for the price of just one Dead Stinky Bird wing, you get:
1 Dead Stinky Bird Wing
3 Slimy Dead Voles (guaranteed to be dead at least 3 days)
1 Half-Rotted Fish (with Bonus Gas)
1 Hairy Deer Leg.

Order Today! Operators Are Still Standing By!
So for the price of just one Dead Stinky Bird wing, you get: 1 Dead Stinky Bird Wing 3 Slimy ... least 3 days) 1 Half-Rotted Fish (with Bonus Gas) 1 Hairy Deer Leg. Order Today! Operators Are Still Standing By!

Oh dear god! There better not be any coming this way. I'm pretty sure I know what their next stop would be.
Suja
(Email Removed) wrote something like:
Hey Kitties! The snows are fading, the ground is thawing out, Spring is here! It's time for Live Stinky Flying ... Stinky Flying Bird! Live Stinky Flying Bird! Don't delay! Buy it today! Live Stinky Flying Bird! Operators are standing by.

As of this morning, we haven't had any in the new house yet, and Zipper has never brought in nearly so many as Bosco did, but my wife has been leaving the door propped open with alarming frequency.

¬R
With the creaking sound of a microcephalic crow trying to push an Impala out of a ditch, in comes KONTEXT-AWAY!
As of this morning, we haven't had any in the new house yet,

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
but my wife has been leaving the door propped open with alarming frequency.

NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY as KONTEXT-AWAY creaks away into the folds of the Obvious Bag?

- Doctroid Doctroid Holmes

"Maybe I should ask sane people." Dag )gren
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