Hey guys!
I just started a similar thread about cats but I cannot disregard dogs! Emotion: smile So... Do you know any jokes, anecdotes, or funny stories about dogs? I would like everybody to share them in this thread! If you know an anecdote or story popular in your country, feel free to write it here, too.

So let's get started!

A computer programmer took a dog for a walk. He picked up a stick, prepared to throw it, and said to the dog, "Google! Ah... no, no... Yahoo! eh, no, something's wrong... ah! That's it! Fetch!"

"You have got such a beautiful dog! Apparently, it's also very smart?"
"Of course! I told her during a walk yesterday, "It seems we forgot something at home." And what do you think she did?"
"Ran back to home and brought you the forgotten thing?"
"Nope, she sat down, scratched her ear, and started thinking what it could be!"
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Funny. Emotion: big smile
hehe nice. I have soemthing to share too

10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog
  1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
  2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.
  3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.
  4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
  5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.
  6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
  7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
  8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
  9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
  10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.

oh yeah and another one

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."

The dog replied, "But then it wouldn't make any sense at all!"
They are funny! Thinking about it: I've never heard a joke about dogs till now [:^)]
So it is time to read some at last. Emotion: smile

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Upon entering a small country store, a stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside a harmless old hound dog was asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The amused stranger inquired, "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
The owner responded, "Because, before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
Hehe, Fran! I have to agree with Raphael - get started! Emotion: wink

I love punning in both cat and dog jokes. For example:

Man to dog trainer: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner."
Dog trainer: "That's OK, he is a Boxer."


Emotion: big smile

Oh well, here's also another couple of jokes:

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any!"

Anna: "Did you know, the dog of Nancy can speak?"
Betty: "Yes, I know. My dog told me about it."
hehe nice
Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them. Emotion: stick out tongue
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