I tell you, these neighbors of mine are nuts! The other day Mac managed to dig under the fence, run over to the neighbor's house, and take a big dump in their front yard right in the path to the front door.

When the neighbor came home from work that evening, he noticed Mac and yelled at him to go home. Poor little Mac came in with his tail between his legs. But the neighbor didn't notice he'd stepped in the puppy poop until his wife commented on his new after shave. She said it smelled like Eau d' Sh*t.
All the guy had to do was call me or come over and tell me that Mac had made a mess and for me to come clean it up and I would have been happy to oblige. But the next thing I know his cat is over in my yard taking a crap. I know the neighbor put him up to it and is chortling about it.

I feed my cats, and d*gs, dry food. Their poop is pretty dry. But said neighbor must have fed his cat nothing but wet food for a week and shoved a cork up his butt to let him accumulate enough to make a large pile of soupy quatcha. My pooper scooper works fine on dry stuff, but this would have been like trying to eat soup with a fork. No way. I decided to let it dry for a few days, then scoop it up.

But Fate had other plans; later that afternoon the landscape guy came by and started mowing the grass. The moment I heard the mower, I ran through the house thinking to warn him. But the mower hit the poop just as I yelled at him. The guy looked at me just as his mower flung dung. He jumped about a foot in the air, said a VERY bad word, and stomped across the yard to the faucet and hosed his legs from about the waist down. I ran to help, took one whiff, and ran back in the house. It smelled like that time I set off a half stick of dynamite under the outhouse. The whole place stunk, as if the effluvia from that pile of cat poop was scattered like pollen throughout the neighborhood.

Today a cattle trailer pulled up in front of my neighbor's house, and I overheard the neighbor trying to rent a cow from the rancher. Cheapskate. I'm going to buy a goat and the most powerful manure spreader there is.
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LOL!!!
The kitty litter gets so bad at times you need a peg over the nose when emptying it. Not even "deodorised" litter would help.

We have trained Gizmo to do her "solid" business first thing in the morning when she goes outside..now the only thing in the kitty litter is "liquid" matter. It is very rare that solid matter ends up there. Mind you, it does make for "interesting" gardening.
It makes our lives a lot easier (especially considering the bedroom is near the bathroom where her litter tray is)
Angela
LOL - there are times when the kitty tray is a bit high like the time my grandson was here to stay, he wanted to take a kitten to bed with him - Ok I said but you HAVE to have the litter tray some food and water in your bedroom if you are going to have the door shut - next morning the litter tray was out on the landing - kitten and grandson still curled up in bed - kitten had got up in the night and had a right smelly poop (enough to waked up said grandkid) it hasn't put him off wanting to sleep with the kittens though.
Lois
But Fate had other plans; later that afternoon the landscape guy came by and started mowing the grass. The moment I heard the mower, I ran through the house thinking to warn him. But the mower hit the poop just

You are one heck of a story teller! Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day. However, you will never convince me "he told" his cat to do it try telling a cat to do anything. S just happens..and never in their own yard. Kiss and make up. MLB
Uh hun, and why do I get the feeling I'm being put-on, as it were ;-) Cheers,
Jack
"Angela Ryan" (Email Removed) had some very interesting things to say about Re: Feud (Long):
The kitty litter gets so bad at times you need a peg over the nose when emptying it. Not even "deodorised" litter would help.

Have you ever tried the crystal litter? We've found that wonderful for odor control (and Felix isn't fussy about what litter we put in his box, but does insist that it be maintained to His Majesty's liking).

Seanette Blaylock
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Uh hun, and why do I get the feeling I'm being put-on, as it were ;-) Cheers,

The Three Daves (and a Mark) haven't been very active of late, so you haven't had the opportunity to get to know them. While they are all very good story tellers, they never let the truth get in the way of a good tale.

This another classic Yehudah Yarn. Sit back, suspend your disbelief, and enjoy the show.
Yowie
Uh hun, and why do I get the feeling I'm being put-on, as it were ;-) Cheers,

The Three Daves (and a Mark) haven't been very active of late, so you haven't had the opportunity to get ... the way of a goodtale. This another classic Yehudah Yarn. Sit back, suspend your disbelief, and enjoy the show. Yowie

I'll take that as a confirmation of my dark suspicions, Yowie;-) I must confess the occasional use of poetic license when telling a story as well, so have some appreciion for the practice. And, thanks for the warning. Cheers,
Jack
Uh hun, and why do I get the feeling I'm being put-on, as it were ;-) Cheers, Jack

Yup, Dave Y posts need a salt shaker alert. A grain isn't enough. Dave's posts are what got me hooked on the group two+ years ago. Suz
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