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Ahem. *I* am the expert on handsome around here, and ... are about frogs and snails and puppydogs' tails and...bow ties.

Have you seen Kavik, Jack?

Does he have balls? If the answer is yes, I don't need to see him.

I just know.
Nothing frogs and snails or handsome in his appearance - he is as pretty as any girl dog he ever saw.

Again, does he have balls? Then he will not want to know that you think he is "beautiful."
So don't tell him, okay?
Although, his personality is another story

Aha! Then he does have balls!

Handsome "Jack" Morrison
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Have you seen Kavik, Jack?

Does he have balls?

Addendum: Or did he have balls?
Even for a little while? Emotion: smile

Handsome "Jack" Morrison
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Damn. Shoulda known someone here would have that costume. What's the odds of the same costume being used in my area, on a BC, named Fly?

Well, the odds of a BC being named "Fly" are pretty high wherever you are.

Hey, Fly! You're real cute, but your Mommie dresses you funny.

It's really funny if you know Fly. Because the costume was so apt, Fly almost won the costume contest even though it is a PetEdge costume that cost approximately two dollars and fifty cents.
Fly was wearing a different costume today:

She doesn't look as happy in that photo, but she's kinda pooped from all the campaigning. She does tricks and schmoozes and gets people to take flyers and bursts with Democratic glee.

Melanie Lee Chang > Form ever follows function. Departments of Anthropology and Biology >
University of Pennsylvania > Louis Sullivan (Email Removed) >
For my gang - they are fine with any sort of costume on their bodies but are none too happy with things stuck on their heads (such as reindeer antlers or Santa hats). I don't force the issue.
Solo wears Harley's old Santa hat. Like Harley, he doesn't care that he has it on. It's kind of strange, you'd imagine that Solo would hate wearing things but you can put anything on him and he ignores it. I've even covered up foot boo-boos with socks that I didn't bother to tape on, and he doesn't remove them.
Fly is moving too fast most of the time to notice that she's wearing anything. The reindeer antlers don't work for her, but it's because they keep falling off.
collar (it was on sale). I've had one or two folk ask in all seriousness why my obviously male dog is wearing pink and I tell them that Pablo is secure in his masculinity and that he likes his pink collar because it makes him feel pretty. ;-)
Tell them he's just metrosexual.
Colliedom." Unfortunately I didn't think to take pictures and, alas, we no longer have the tiara or cape.
Damn you!

Melanie Lee Chang > Form ever follows function. Departments of Anthropology and Biology >
University of Pennsylvania > Louis Sullivan (Email Removed) >
Its funny Melanie, I thought you were one of the "Costume = Cruel" folks!

I wouldn't ask my dogs to wear something they didn't want to wear, but one of the wonderful things about dogs is that they don't know or care what they look like and I think stupid costumes (occasion-appropriate, of course I'm not terribly fond of the whole wardrobes-for-small-dogs trend I see happening in some circles) celebrate this wonderfulness.

By the way, as far as flowers or bowties, it really depends on what the rest of your wedding party looks like. If it's really formal, I'd go for the ties but if it's more of the casual, barefoot-on-the-beach sort of thing (figuratively speaking of course, unless you like frostbite) I'd say flowers.
It does occur to me that bowties may get lost in their neck fur.

Melanie Lee Chang > Form ever follows function. Departments of Anthropology and Biology >
University of Pennsylvania > Louis Sullivan (Email Removed) >
: Its funny Melanie, I thought you were one of the "Costume = Cruel" : folks! I wouldn't ask my ... course I'm not terribly fond of the whole wardrobes-for-small-dogs trend I see happening in some circles) celebrate this wonderfulness.

I'm with you on this.
By the way, as far as flowers or bowties, it really depends on what the rest of your wedding party ... you like frostbite) I'd say flowers. It does occur to me that bowties may get lost in their neck fur.

the wedding is more barefoot on the beach certainly, with the exception of my clothes and mikes. So the boys could dress either way, as they are kind of the only attendants (except for parents and siblings, whom stand up with the b & g in a jewish ceremony - ceremony isnt' jewish but this is one tradition i understand!) and their mom prefers flowers on them.

BethF, Anchorage, AK
It's YOUR God.
They are YOUR rules.
YOU burn in hell.
Have you seen Kavik, Jack?

Does he have balls? If the answer is yes, I don't need to see him.

Nope. Not anymore!
I just know.

Nothing frogs and snails or handsome in his appearance - he is as pretty as any girl dog he ever saw.

Again, does he have balls? Then he will not want to know that you think he is "beautiful."

He LOVES it when girls tell him he is beautiful! He sucks it all up.
So don't tell him, okay?

Although, his personality is another story

Aha! Then he does have balls!

only in his happy, fuzzy mind!

BethF, Anchorage, AK
It's YOUR God.
They are YOUR rules.
YOU burn in hell.
Does he have balls?

Addendum: Or did he have balls? Even for a little while? Emotion: smile

Good catch!
He had balls for a year and a half. They were totally encased in white fur. Even his balls were pretty

BethF, Anchorage, AK
It's YOUR God.
They are YOUR rules.
YOU burn in hell.
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I think i might look into some expensive silks and ... YOUR God. They are YOUR rules. YOU burn in hell.

I think that is a grand idea. I personally don't think flowers of any kind would wear well on a ... exquisite. Roses and some sort of lillies or orchid like flowers. I believe they were a type of lillie though.

I adore lily's. My mother hates them . Proudly I told her I didn't care whether she hated them or not.

BethF, Anchorage, AK
It's YOUR God.
They are YOUR rules.
YOU burn in hell.
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