This was posted on another newsgroup and I thought you all might like to see it.
Donna

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
1. Golden Retriever:The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie:Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund:You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler:Make me.
5. Boxer:Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab:Oh, me, me!! Pleeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd:I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier:I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog:Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
10. Cocker Spaniel:Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua:Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer:I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ..
13. Greyhound:It isn't moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Cattle Dog:First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle
15. Poodle:I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
16. Pug:ZZ.
This was posted on another newsgroup and I thought you all might like to see it. Donna How Many ... and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. 16. Pug: ZZ.

I think that's wonderful. Sums up the mentioned breeds perfectly.

Trog