I can NOT believe that a stupid post about chicken wings got so many responses from everyone(who had responded). It was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. People from buffalo getting upset for calling chicken wings, Now, in the city of buffalo mind you, buffalo wings. I guess if someone went to the next town that was a few miles away, it would be OK to order buffalo wings?
Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me laugh? I know they can because it used to happen. This useless banter is just pathetic. Why don't I leave you ask. It is only because I feel a spark of hope. I try to say funny things but I guess people find them offensive. It seems like everyone has a stick up their ***. I don't know : (
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I can NOT believe that a stupid post about chicken wings got so many responses from everyone(who had responded). It ... guess people find them offensive. It seems like everyone has a stick up their ***. I don't know : (

You can thank god that I still am around, if it wasn't for me this place would be dead, I agree with you though, it hasn't been as fun as it has been in the past.

My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me laugh?

The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: The previous occupant may have rubbed his balls all over the phone, or wedged the TV remote in between his bare butt cheeks. And the cleaning staff probably didn't sanitize them afterward.
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "No Name" run.
I can NOT believe that a stupid post about chicken ... a stick up their ***. I don't know : (

You can thank god that I still am around, if it wasn't for me

AHEM
Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me laugh?

The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: The previous occupant may have rubbed his balls all over the phone, or wedged the TV remote in between his bare butt cheeks. And the cleaning staff probably didn't sanitize them afterward.

now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to think someone would do that but also disturbing to think that some people really do things like that. a few years ago I used a pay phone and I didn't look at phone, I just put it up to my ear and someone hang spit a big pile of gooey snot filled spit on the ear piece and I put it right up to my ear. I never felt so gross in my life.
The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: ... cheeks. And the cleaning staff probably didn't sanitize them afterward.

now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to think someone would do that but also disturbing to think ... the ear piece and I put it right up to my ear. I never felt so gross in my life.

Eww, that is pretty gross. Another thing to bear in mind when you stay in a hotel is that those little coffee pots in some rooms make an excellent post-sex *** rinsing station. And if you subsequently dump out the water and place the coffee pot back where it belongs, it looks like it hasn't been used and probably won't get cleaned.
now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to ... my ear. I never felt so gross in my life.

Eww, that is pretty gross. Another thing to bear in mind when you stay in a hotel is that those ... place the coffee pot back where it belongs, it looks like it hasn't been used and probably won't get cleaned.

I used to do something I thought quite humorous when staying in hotel rooms on business trips. I would cut nudie pics out of my Penthouse or Playboy mags and fit them into the Gideon bibles one can sometimes find on the headstand of the bed.
Imagine the complaints to the front desk when an irate Christian opened the Bible to the centerfold of the month . . . .
CN
Eww, that is pretty gross. Another thing to bear in ... like it hasn't been used and probably won't get cleaned.

I used to do something I thought quite humorous when staying in hotel rooms on business trips. I would cut ... the front desk when an irate Christian opened the Bible to the centerfold of the month . . . .

Yeah. Another fun thing to do with those hotel Bibles is to get a big black marker and write "JESUS HATES YOU" just inside the front cover. Or go out to your car and use the cigarette lighter to burn "666" inside the front cover.
I used to do something I thought quite humorous when ... to the centerfold of the month . . . .

Yeah. Another fun thing to do with those hotel Bibles is to get a big black marker and write "JESUS HATES YOU" just inside the front cover. Or go out to your car and use the cigarette lighter to burn "666" inside the front cover.

You're both fools.

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