My daughter Anna got new bedding that features pictures of horses running across fields. I was thinking the horses looked fairly realistic, but I didn't realize just how realistic they might look until I heard insane angry barking from the other room. Anna's chihuahua was in a standoff with the pillow sham. This is the same dog that tries to run off the cows every time California Dairy Council commercials come on the tv.

Paula
"Anyway, other people are weird, but sometimes they have candy, so it's best to try to get along with them." Joe Bay
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
My daughter Anna got new bedding that features pictures of horses running across fields. I was thinking the horses looked ... the same dog that tries to run off the cows every time California Dairy Council commercials come on the tv.

Hey, I'll bet you sleep better at night knowing that your house is well guarded from televised cows and pillow sham horses!

Chihuahuas - gotta love 'em!
FurPaw

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes.
Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

To reply, unleash the dog
My daughter Anna got new bedding that features pictures of ... every time California Dairy Council commercials come on the tv.

Hey, I'll bet you sleep better at night knowing that your house is well guarded from televised cows and pillow sham horses! Chihuahuas - gotta love 'em!

Either that or drop kick them through the goal posts along with all the fscking poodles.
oTTo
Chihuahuas - gotta love 'em!

Either that or drop kick them through the goal posts along with all the fscking poodles.

I was going to say, "Chihuahuas! Can't live with them, can't eviscerate them."
Then I realized that you can. Also, I would prefer watching the ARK chycks eviscerate you rather than me.

"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person (see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . . This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
Hey, I'll bet you sleep better at night knowing that ... and pillow sham horses! Chihuahuas - gotta love 'em!

Either that or drop kick them through the goal posts along with all the fscking toy poodles.

IFYPFY

Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." Paula

Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
Either that or drop kick them through the goal posts along with all the fscking toy poodles.

I was going to say, "Chihuahuas! Can't live with them, can't eviscerate them."

Hmmm...replace the goal posts with sharpened steel blades for bonus points.
Then I realized that you can. Also, I would prefer watching the ARK chycks eviscerate you rather than me.

You ain't off the hook that easily, bub.
The problem with http://fuzzysquid.com/LJ.php is that I sometimes stumble on things like http://hyexistenz.livejournal.com/31646.html . Now I know where the steaming bowl of fukk came from.

oTTo
Hey, I'll bet you sleep better at night knowing that ... and pillow sham horses! Chihuahuas - gotta love 'em!

Either that or drop kick them through the goal posts along with all the fscking poodles.

Don't ever show your face at my house. Anna and Mimi might look small and weak, but dissing both their dogs will get you an ***-kicking. They'll get help from Molly, Sammie the poodle's best friend.

Paula
"Anyway, other people are weird, but sometimes they have candy, so it's best to try to get along with them." Joe Bay
Either that or drop kick them through the goal posts along with all the fscking toy poodles.

IFYPFY

What? You want your *** kicked by two little girls and a German Shepherd, too?

Paula
"Anyway, other people are weird, but sometimes they have candy, so it's best to try to get along with them." Joe Bay
IFYPFY

What? You want your *** kicked by two little girls and a German Shepherd, too?

If your toy poodle bites ankles it gets booted. What's the name of this German shepherd? Does he have a green card? If it's Klaus Ullrich, I'm calling the INS that *** stole my flock!

Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." Paula

Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
Show more