I recently aquired some poison dart frogs, who's main diet is fruit flies, which you have to culture. I've been trying to get some colonies going, which led to the first item. Feel free to add your own.
Only a herper would say...
"Cool! I have maggots!"
"I just grab them by the tail and crack their heads on the countertop."
"Don't worry, they don't infest your house. I think." "What kind of bug did you see? Oh, that's from one of my roach colonies."
"Worms are nothing. You get grossed out by earthworms?" "Woo-eee! I shouldn't have fed her that chicken last week." "How'd he get up there? He'd have to levitate!"
"He got through a hole that small? Don't worry, just watch where you step and be ready to make a quick grab."
"He got out last week. We're sure he's around here somewhere. We've sprinkled flour around at night and we see his tracks in the morning." "Oh, that tube thing? It's a snake trap. Yes, inside."

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Only a herper would say... "Cool! I have maggots!" "I just grab them by the tail and crack their heads ... at night and we see his tracks in the morning." "Oh, that tube thing? It's a snake trap. Yes, inside."

LOL
Good ones!
Cindy
Here's mine, to the kids:
"Don't look in those bags on the bottom shelf of the freezer." "The plate of rats on the counter? Those are for supper. Fried rats!" "Don't worry, he's more scared of you than you are of him." "He won't bite."
I recently aquired some poison dart frogs, who's main diet is fruit flies, which you have to culture. I've been ... night and we see his tracks in the morning." "Oh, that tube thing? It's a snake trap. Yes, inside."

and...
"Wait, gotta check the his poo, make sure it's normal."

"It's just musk, it goes away eventually."
"I can't go out tonight, I have to disinfect cages"

"Excuse me, do you know the calcium:phosphorus ratio of a fig?"

"I never feed her anything larger than her head"
LOL
"I think there might be some hamburg in the freezer, behind the rats and bloodworms."

Dawn Albright
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That's why I'm gonna buy a chest freezer. One section for herp stuff, and the other for frozen treats for myself and frozen veggies of the type "I" like to eat
"Hugo has done a really nice poo today."
"I've taped the freezer so the rats can't fall out."

Anna
I recently aquired some poison dart frogs, who's main diet is fruit flies, which you have to culture. I've been ... at night and we see his tracks in the morning." "Oh, that tube thing? It's a snake trap. Yes, inside."

"Actually that is a snake in my pants."
"Rats taste like chicken!"
Q:Why are you burring that snake poo?
A:It's a funeral for my pet mouse.
john Emotion: wink
"...its down the hall, next to the feeder room..."

"I'll take another 100 pounds of bran, please."
"Dear, look! Expired oranges!"
DC
I recently aquired some poison dart frogs, who's main diet is fruit flies, which you have to culture. I've been ... at night and we see his tracks in the morning." "Oh, that tube thing? It's a snake trap. Yes, inside."

you know your a herper when you refer to your chicken dinner as frozen/thaw.
john
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