I pulled this from another NG. Enjoy.
Jesus & the Burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yup," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses" the bird replied
"Moses?" the burglar laughed .. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

Dave
www.davebbq.com
I pulled this from another NG. Enjoy. Jesus & the Burglar A burglar broke into a house one night. He ... of people would name a bird Moses?" The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus." Dave www.davebbq.com

LOL, time for fresh undies after that job.

Mandatory drug screens are great. I think all people who ask for welfare should have to pass one.
I pulled this from another NG. Enjoy. Jesus & the Burglar (snip)

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Real cute ... thanks, Dave.
BTW, read with much interest the goings-on on Rec.Food.Cooking about the recent BBQ discussion. As always, that newsgroup is not only interesting but lots of fun.

LindaA
Shoot Dave that one is older than Alex..
Bob W
Shoot Dave that one is older than Alex..

Dang. I hate to tell a joke where folks already know the punch line.

Dave
www.davebbq.com
I pulled this from another NG. Enjoy. Jesus & the Burglar (snip)

~~ Real cute ... thanks, Dave. BTW, read with much interest the goings-on on Rec.Food.Cooking about the recent BBQ discussion. As always, that newsgroup is not only interesting but lots of fun.

You can say that again. :-)

Dave
www.davebbq.com