OMG, I'm so ashamed!! It's feeding night here at casa de fr0g... I was mundanely going about the task, mind elsewhere, moving snakes into feeding tubs...
Opened up my children's python's cage, took the lid off the moist hide, picked up the male, noticed some resistance, so slid my hand down to disengage him from the female... AND RIGHT ONTO HIS EXPOSED HEMIPENES!!! I felt so terrible!! Sorry buddy, didn't mean to interrupt your lovins AND grab your package!!!
One a lighter note, he put away 2 large mice for me after that... eating both his and the (very fat) female's. She's refused 3 weeks in a row now, but still appears ROUND. I'm hopeful this time he actually fertilized her. )
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OMG, I'm so ashamed!! It's feeding night here at casa de fr0g... I was mundanely going about the task, mind ... 3 weeks in a row now, but still appears ROUND. I'm hopeful this time he actually fertilized her. Emotion: smile fr0glet

Ahahah I did that with my hognose, not touching them, but I went to feed them and interrupted. Female didn't care-she just continued to chow on down while the male kept doing his thing.
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OMG, I'm so ashamed!! It's feeding night here at casa de fr0g... I was mundanely going about the task, mind ... 3 weeks in a row now, but still appears ROUND. I'm hopeful this time he actually fertilized her. Emotion: smile fr0glet

this is a serious question.
how many different species have you touched...ummm...down there?
john Emotion: wink
Cat, as long as she wasn't 'staring at the ceiling and thinking of England' at the time.
OMG, I'm so ashamed!! It's feeding night here at casa de fr0g... I was mundanely going about the task, mind ... 3 weeks in a row now, but still appears ROUND. I'm hopeful this time he actually fertilized her. Emotion: smile fr0glet

Well, I must say that if my snakes ever stop feeding, I will not be resorting to a hand job to try to get them to feed. Emotion: wink
Chad
Sorry buddy, didn't mean to interrupt your lovins AND grab your package!!!

Why apologize? He's a lucky guy, you gave him his 1st threesome. Most guys fantasize about that, but I don't.
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OMG, I'm so ashamed!! It's feeding night here at casa de fr0g... I was mundanely going about the task, mind ... 3 weeks in a row now, but still appears ROUND. I'm hopeful this time he actually fertilized her. Emotion: smile fr0glet

It could have been worse. You could have done that on live television like I did. I had a wild caught hognose from a removal call that I was taking on a television show since I was going on to talk about native snakes. That afternoon, we got a call for another hognose. So I put both of them in the container. The next morning, around 4 am, I made the hour long drive to town.
I was sitting at the desk, talking with the host of the show. While talking to the camera, I opened the lid, and reached in to pick up one of the snakes, I was going to hold one, and let the host hold the other. They were tangled up, so there I am, trying to pull them apart, while looking at the camera and talking still. I finally looked down to see why I can't get them apart and was quite shocked to see them hooked up. I start to stutter and finally blurt out, "Oh, Ummm, Ummm, They're breeding!". The host was a huge redneck (it was a morning hunting and fishing show), he got a big kick out of that, so gets me to put them on the desk and they start filming close ups of the act.
At some point, one of the production people slid a note across the desk with a piece of gum taped to it, and the host reads it out loud. "Red (host's name) there's no smoking in the building, so you'll just have to give them gum instead when they're finished."
That was the first time I was ever so dumbfounded on air that I couldn't come up with anything to say. For months afterwards, I was known as the lady with the horny snakes.
I have the whole thing taped...unfortunately, the tape didn't come out too great, but I think maybe I'll send it in to that Funniest Animals show one day.
It is truly possible, Frogz13, to drink coffee through your mouth and have it come out in perfect arcs through your nose.

That was the best, although French Vanilla Cappucino is not advised.
Umm, can we say ouch???
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