When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at work today, I saw that each desk had an "I Voted" poster on it. I told them that I had voted today, too, and asked who they had voted for. It was explained to me that they had voted for vegetables and carrots had won as the favorite. I said that I hadn't been voting for vegetables, but then I had to add, "Actually, come to think of it..." The kids looked at me like they could hear the sound of chirping crickets, but at least the teacher and the mom who was helping out in the class laughed.

Paula
"Anyway, other people are weird, but sometimes they have candy, so it's best to try to get along with them." Joe Bay
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When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at work today, I saw that each desk had an "I ... sound of chirping crickets, but at least the teacher and the mom who was helping out in the class laughed.

I vote for this as the best political story of 2006. Campaign slogan, bumper stickers, buttons and t-shirts for the next presidential elections:
"Vote for your favorite vegetable".
Send all royalties to Paula and the kindergarten class.
When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at ... the mom who was helping out in the class laughed.

I vote for this as the best political story of 2006. Campaign slogan, bumper stickers, buttons and t-shirts for the next presidential elections: "Vote for your favorite vegetable". Send all royalties to Paula and the kindergarten class.

By a nice coincidence, my favorite vegetable played a walk-on part in my election day. I spent almost 16 hours yesterday at my local elementary school as a poll worker. Every time I went from the gym, where the polling place was, to the cafeteria or rest room, I passed a small table that had a little plastic bell pepper and a
I vote for this as the best political story of ... vegetable". Send all royalties to Paula and the kindergarten class.

By a nice coincidence, my favorite vegetable played a walk-on part in my election day. I spent almost 16 hours ... to the cafeteria or rest room, I passed a small table that had a little plastic bell pepper and a

Aaargh! Donut leave us in suspense, woman!

Shelly (Warning: see label for details)
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I vote for this as the best political story of ... vegetable". Send all royalties to Paula and the kindergarten class.

By a nice coincidence, my favorite vegetable played a walk-on part in my election day. I spent almost 16 hours ... to the cafeteria or rest room, I passed a small table that had a little plastic bell pepper and a

Move along. Nothing to see here. It was going to be a long and not very interesting anecdote about red peppers. When I got bored even trying to write it, I hit Send instead of Delete. Obviously, my brane is still mush from the ultra-long day yesterday (got home at midnight, after 18 hours work, including a two-hour round trip to election headquarters to turn in supplies and results).
BW
When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at work today, I saw that each desk had an "I Voted" poster on it.

At the polling place I go to, you get a little sticker that says "I Voted," and you are encouraged to stick it on your chest to encourage others to do the same. Peer pressure, you know.
Sadly, the design of the sticker makes it impossible to alter it to read "I Feel Bloated."
By a nice coincidence, my favorite vegetable played a walk-on part in my election day. I spent almost 16 hours ... to the cafeteria or rest room, I passed a small table that had a little plastic bell pepper and a

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BARBARA!
Terri come on down:
When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at ... the mom who was helping out in the class laughed.

I vote for this as the best political story of 2006. Campaign slogan, bumper stickers, buttons and t-shirts for the next presidential elections: "Vote for your favorite vegetable". Send all royalties to Paula and the kindergarten class.

"I know that you'll feel better when
You send us in your letter and
Tell us the name of your favorite vegetable." - Van Parks, 1967

"'Usenet' is this big thing with the things and the other stuff, plus nerds."- David Pacheco
By a nice coincidence, my favorite vegetable played a walk-on ... table that had a little plastic bell pepper and a

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BARBARA!

Obv. bag: YOU BASTARDS!

Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." Paula

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