Author Unknown “An elephant is a mouse with an operating system. ”
Author Unknown “When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe? ”
Author Unknown “A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats. ”
Author Unknown “If you chase two rabbits, both will escape. ”
Author Unknown “You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something. ”
Author Unknown “No use in flogging a dead horse. ”
Author Unknown “You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. ”