Michael Nelson “Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ”

Rodney Dangerfield “I have an Egyptian cat. He leaves a pyramid in every room. ”

Garrison Keillor “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. ”

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce “CAT, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle. ”

Solomon Short “Cats don't adopt people. They adopt refrigerators. ”

Henry Morgan “People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored. ”

Bette Midler “Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice? ”