Warren G. Bennis “The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. ”

Abraham Lincoln “How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. ”

Rick Horowitz “You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother. ”

Bonnie Schacter “I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother. ”

Author Unknown “When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe? ”

John Steinbeck “I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. ”

William Penn “Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children. ”