Warren G. Bennis “The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. ”

Abraham Lincoln “How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. ”

Michael Nelson “Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ”

Rick Horowitz “You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother. ”

Bonnie Schacter “I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother. ”

Author Unknown “When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe? ”

John Steinbeck “I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. ”